Dying on a train, just kill your hero's

lindseyraesimss: scarecrows: jokerstrife: You’re like...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 23:31:09 -0400

scarecrows:

jokerstrife:

You’re like the fucking angel of death. [x]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE SEEN EVER

HOLY SHIT

YOU GUYS ARE JUST NOW FINDING THE GLORIOUSNESS THAT IS ROOSTER TEETH?

rubeitalloverme: THIS MEAL IS SO UNFINISHED EA TRIED TO PUBLISH...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 23:22:55 -0400

rubeitalloverme:

THIS MEAL IS SO UNFINISHED EA TRIED TO PUBLISH IT

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Tue, 26 Feb 2013 18:36:09 -0500

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Tue, 26 Feb 2013 18:24:06 -0500

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Tue, 26 Feb 2013 18:23:58 -0500

rubeitalloverme: deviantart

Tue, 26 Feb 2013 18:23:46 -0500

rubeitalloverme:

deviantart

fexualisnotonfire: cmcross: ask-sketch-skew-and-riosu: bubbleb...

Tue, 26 Feb 2013 18:23:41 -0500

fexualisnotonfire:

cmcross:

ask-sketch-skew-and-riosu:

bubbleberrys-bash:

lovingpony:

gavinthebrony:

It has returned

omfg yes

the second one THOUGH

I love it when things I made circle back around to my dash.

you could almost say it’s

the circle of life

Psychic Ability

Thu, 31 Jan 2013 07:07:26 -0500

Psychic Ability:

lindseyraesimss:

trstmeimaliar:

lilyisaturtle:

zackkology:

justprisonersoflove:

amniotic:

coffeependulum:

letshaveakikisherlockandjohn:

beingweirdinanormalworld:

the-girl-in-fandom-world:

hellyeahhorrormanga:

I live in Osaka, Japan and often use the subway to go to work in the morning. One day, when I was waiting for the train, I noticed a homeless man standing in a corner of the subway station, muttering to himself as people passed by. He was holding out a cup and seemed to be begging for spare change.

A fat woman passed by the homeless man and I distinctly heard him say, “Pig.”

Wow, I thought to myself. This homeless man is insulting people and he still expects them to give him money?

Then a tall businessman went by and the homeless guy muttered, “Human.”

Human? I can’t argue with that. Obviously, he was human.

The next day, I arrived early at the subway station and had some time to kill, so I decided to stand close to the homeless man and listen to his strange mutterings.

A thin, haggard-looking man passed in front of him and I heard the homeless guy mutter, “Cow.”

Cow? I thought. The man was much too skinny to be a cow. He looked more like a turkey or a chicken to me.

A minute or so later, a fat man went by and the homeless man said, “Potato.”

Potato? I was under the impression that he called all fat people “Pig”.

That day, at work, I couldn’t stop thinking about the homeless man and his puzzling behavior. I kept trying to find some logic or pattern in what he was muttering.

Perhaps he has some kind of psychic ability, I thought. Maybe he knows what these people were in a previous life. In Japan, many people believe in reincarnation.

I observed the homeless man many times and began to think my theory was right. I often heard him calling people things like “Rabbit” or “Onion” or “Sheep” or “Tomato”.

One day, curiosity got the better of me and I decided to ask him what was going on.

As I walked up to him, he looked at me and said “Bread.”

I tossed some money into his cup and asked him if he had some kind of psychic ability.

The homeless man smiled and said, “Yes, indeed. I do have a psychic ability. It is an ability I obtained years ago. But it is not what you might expect. I can’t tell the future or read minds or anything like that.”

“Then what is your ability,” I asked eagerly.

“The ability is merely to know the last thing somebody ate,” he said.

I laughed because I realized he was right. He said “Bread”. The last thing I had eaten for breakfast that day was toast. I walked away shaking my head. Of all the psychic abilities someone could have, that one must be the most useless.

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What makes this story creepy? Think!

This story wasn’t creepy what the fuck are you

JAKGJSDKGJAGHLA OH MY GOD

hoLY

Why is it creepy? SOMEONE EXPLAIN

edit: WAIT

CTM

OH MYGOD NO

FUCK I DIDN’T EXPECT THAT

OH MY GOD THAT’S TERRIBLE

Someone please explain this to me…

dude….

Is that a normal thing for business men to do?

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Thu, 17 Jan 2013 04:57:33 -0500

simminginwonderland: itsjustclem: booboolalaland: mixedupqueen...

Thu, 17 Jan 2013 04:57:24 -0500

simminginwonderland:

itsjustclem:

booboolalaland:

mixedupqueen:

notthehellyourwhales:

alaricsaltzbuns:

tomhiddlesbitch:

cancerously:

superblys:

anti-shipper:

the-greatest-companion:

castaneacreations:

thegoodlannister:

schwarzweis:

thegoodlannister:

My sister got me a Thor bobblehead.

This is what I did with it.

since I’m a serious grown adult, I have a reply for you

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I AM CRYING

legitimately crying

My Yoda bobble-head has something to say…

it got better

IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER

Oh,.its on my dash again.

Reblog.

“this is tumblr” is what I said when I showed it to my bf.

All of my reblog.

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Thu, 17 Jan 2013 04:56:17 -0500

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Tue, 01 Jan 2013 19:27:20 -0500

rubeitalloverme: TEEEN

Tue, 01 Jan 2013 19:27:13 -0500

rubeitalloverme:

TEEEN

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Tue, 01 Jan 2013 19:27:05 -0500

genalovestoons: skaviris: wow, this is like every anime fan...

Tue, 01 Jan 2013 19:27:02 -0500

genalovestoons:

skaviris:

wow, this is like every anime fan remembering their weeaboo stage.

Even Naruto is embarrassed of his Naruto stage.

rubeitalloverme: 9/11 never forget

Sun, 16 Dec 2012 12:19:33 -0500

rubeitalloverme:

9/11 never forget

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Sun, 16 Dec 2012 12:19:29 -0500

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Sun, 16 Dec 2012 09:59:14 -0500

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Sun, 16 Dec 2012 09:59:00 -0500

rubeitalloverme: little howl (≧ω≦)

Sun, 16 Dec 2012 09:58:56 -0500

rubeitalloverme:

little howl (≧ω≦)